Q hates human beings. He particularly hates the idea of
living with one. He was even opposed to the move to earth and would
have stayed on Planet Z if he hadn't vowed to return back in 1983--the
year his wife was abducted by humans.
Q promised to leave no stone unturned and no human untouched in his
quest for answers. Experimenting on humans in the basement of the family
home has become Q's favorite pasttime. He and his sister (mom) often
quarrel over his general dislike for people, but if she ever found out
about his secret laboratory or his plans for Whitney, he'd be on the
first thing smoking back to Planet Z.
and Falana Cash are the biggest and baddest girls in school.
Literally. The twins are repeating the 8th grade for the second time
at GWJJ Middle School after being kicked out of every private school
in the state of California. So it is no wonder that they stand a foot
above most of the children at school. Their legendary history of sicking
dogs on teachers, dancing in music videos and hobnobbing with college
guys, has given them unprecedented respect with the general population
at GWJJ and they demand every bit of it.
The willowy fashion plates are not that physically intimidating--it's
their pitbulls Tupac and Biggie that part crowds at Jackson Jr. Middle.
The twins most enjoy antagonizing Whitney and the "nerd herd,"
but secretly admire Whitney's intellect and uncanny ability to pull
off overalls in 2006.
Lola and Falana ever make it to high school, they plan to drop out and
pursue modeling careers. The Cash twins' ultimate goals are to become
the first twin supermodels-turned-presidents-of-the United Sates.
resides next door to Whitney's family and prides himself on knowing
the most intimate details about the lives of his neighbors. Unfortunately,
his neighbors know absolutely nothing about him and he wouldn't have
it any other way.
has an assorted collection of feline friends that will likely become
endangered species thanks to Uncle Q and his secret laboratory. Catman
is highly suspicious of the goings-ons at his newest neighbors residence
and makes a point to question Whitney every chance that he gets.
family is forced to walk on egg-shells in the presence of the ever-present